I made up the word Fucknuffle, hope that doesn’t get me in trouble.
A full day after the 2020 Iowa caucus results (not votes) should have been tallied and reported, they still can’t get their shit together. Yes, it could have been a bad app, or other stupid shit, but it really comes down to this:
In 1960, or 1980, or 1904 or any other year before apps were invented, it would have taken about 4 hours to deliver the results of any Iowa election (or fucking caucus) to the Iowa Democratic Party headquarters. Highways. Cars. Cars apparently now go faster than apps.
So, 24 hours after the caucuses, we are at 62 or 67% of the precincts reporting. Really? Nobody has a car?
Iowa results should be ignored this year. Didn’t happen. Never occurred. The first reported results will be from New Hampshire. Iowa should be relegated to having their shit-spectacle in June (whether a primary or caucus, if they want to continue to suck).
Seriously… 24 hours since the closing of the Iowa Caucuses, and still at 67%? Iowa sucks caucus.